When married to a cop you are really married to man of 3 ages.
Your husband is 10, 17, and 71 all at the same time
The 10 year old says things like “Look its shinny!” and “I want a bigger one!”
The 17 year old says things like “I get to carry a gun” and “I love to drive fast!!”
The 71 year old says things like “Get off my grass!” and “Stop driving so fast!”
As I am not 10, 17, or 71 this could become an issue. When I am 33 things might even out. I can hope, until then just knowing what age he is at the moment will help. Here are some things to help you during the age changes your cop will make during the day
When he is 10: “Turn of the games and get your work done!”
When he is acting 17: “No, you cannot go out and party tonight!”
And when he is 71 there is not much hope as he doesn’t really have a hearing aid yet he will not listen to you.