I am going to have to have T-rex write this one. I don’t know all the little details.
I know that it starts with a lot of Velcro. For all I know there is not much else to it.
How to get dressed like a cop:
19. Belt keepers
20. Boots, with Velcro
21. Hat with Velcro
22. More stuff for a belt, some of it Velcro.
23. Badge, where you still manage to poke yourself, even though there is so much Velcro to keep you “safe”
How do I know about all this Velcro? Well it is what wakes me up at 5 am, the sound of Velcro going veeer sheeeeer. A million times over and over again.
I know he looks cute in his uniform, but it is one of those things where if you know how it is done it losses all its appeal. If the getting dress is not enough to turn someone off then getting out of a uniform, which is just as bad and twice as smelly will surly kill any mood left.