I am going to have to have T-rex write this one. I don’t know all the little details.
I know that it starts with a lot of Velcro. For all I know there is not much else to it.
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How to get dressed like a cop: 2. Velcro
3. Velcro
4. Velcro
5. Velcro
6. Velcro
7. Velcro
8. Velcro
9. Shirt
10. Pants
11. Velcro
12. Velcro
13. Velcro
14. Velcro
15. Velcro
16. Velcro
17. Velcro
18. Velcro
19. Belt keepers
20. Boots, with Velcro
21. Hat with Velcro
22. More stuff for a belt, some of it Velcro.
23. Badge, where you still manage to poke yourself, even though there is so much Velcro to keep you “safe”
How do I know about all this Velcro? Well it is what wakes me up at 5 am, the sound of Velcro going veeer sheeeeer. A million times over and over again.
I know he looks cute in his uniform, but it is one of those things where if you know how it is done it losses all its appeal. If the getting dress is not enough to turn someone off then getting out of a uniform, which is just as bad and twice as smelly will surly kill any mood left.
4 comments:
Oh dear God - JB already teases me about getting the stink eye, but if this happened while I was in bed, the eye would burn a hole right through his vest. He can't do this in the bathroom? Really?
Thank goodness his department has a locker room! And good luck to you! <3
Pam~
I think I envy you! A locker room! I would kill for one right now. And no, for some reason he finds our closet a good place to do this. He doesn't want to wake the kids. I don't think they would get up.
It took years of complaining to get mine to move his ass to the spare bedroom for those early morning and late night dress/undress sessions. SERIOUSLY... I'm a light sleeper, MUST you do this in here?
Aaaargh. Good luck with this one. :)
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