Thursday, September 9, 2010

Why grammar police will never be as cool as real police

1. Grammar police write corrections not tickets

2. Grammar police have pocket protectors not “batman” belts

3. Police get groupies (badge bunnies) Grammar police get more nerds

4. Police get cars with lights on them, Grammar police get red pens.

5. Grammar police carry dictionaries not guns

6. Police get to look hot in uniform!

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