So T-rex came home and asked me: “Hey babe, could you get drunk tonight? I want to try out what I learned this week.”
Now, I don’t drink much. Wine with dinner is one thing, but for a person to get drunk, well it’s just distasteful to me.
At first I thought this was some bad pick up line. At least that would have been more normal!
Oh he learned about other drugs too. I am not allowed to drive after taking Benadryl anymore.
As long as I hide the cameras first I should be safe today! No need for him to introduce me as subject number one to his class.
I would write more about this, but like any good wife I am doing my part to help my husband.
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